Why is your name QX?
My first name is Quintin, my middle name is Xavier… HOWEVER X is the roman numeral for ten so it kind of works. Q-TEN. . .Quintin. . . Ha!
If you don’t know by now then I would just keep it moving.
Where does the name come from?
My first name and that side of my personality that rubs weak people the wrong way. [Quintin + Intensity]
Quintensity sounds a lot like the workout program “Insanity” Are you doing workout programs?
First of all, fuck Insanity. And no, Quintensity is not a workout plan. It is a lifestyle brand. In the future, I will be teaming up with fitness brands I really believe in like 30/60/90 and Hit It! Kickboxing. But I absolutely can not, and will not endorse any fitness program I do not believe in. I also will not associate with any fitness business that misleads its consumers or mistreats its employees. I’m not going to hell for a quick coin. Sorry, Satan!
Why should I listen to you?
Because I’m pretty.
Why so petty?
My Zodiac sign is Cancer. I was born this way.
Hey Quintin, are you single? 😉
Nah bitch, keep it moving. #respectthehyphen
How can I assess my own personal level of pettiness?
Everyone has the ability to be petty. I will show you the ways. Call me sensei. [You can also try befriending or dating a Cancer.]
Will Quintensity make me gay?
Yes. And more attractive.
Do you have other blogs or websites?
The Nobody Dances Here podcast will be resurrected one day when I have the right co-hosts (and schedule).
Will you guest blog or guest vlog for my site?
Sure. For coins. [Real coins, though. None of that bitcoin BS.]
Can I submit articles or contribute to Quintensity?
Well the whole point of Quintensity is Quintin, but I’m always open to collaborations!
How can I submit a design or blog idea?
If your idea is in line with the Quintensity brand we can definitely work something out. For designs, you would earn a portion of each unit sold. For blog ideas, you will get an honorable mention and direct links to your social if requested. Unfortunately, I’m not looking for bloggers yet.
How can I become a distributor/affiliate?
Please contact me directly if you are interested in buying anything in bulk.
What can I expect as a member of this site?
What is Quintensity doing to smash White Supremacy?
Collecting white tears, then using them to mix delicious pro-American cocktails.
I love to travel. How will Quintensity affect my life in foreign countries?
It will make you more awesome. People will be more drawn to this new energy you possess.
How can I integrate Quintensity into my daily life? Is Q-swag prerequisite?
No you don’t need to purchase Quintensity merchandise to be a part of the movement. Share the content, get your friends to subscribe, and make sure you are getting the the newsletter. And pretty soon… Quinensity will be available on the Alexa flash briefing.
How does one get an invite to the cookout?
Usually by being awesome and active in the destruction of white male supremacy. Only heroes get fed.
I loved your last shirt. Are you coming out with new ones?
YES! I have teamed up with some very talented designers, and will be launching Limited Edition collections throughout the year. Because these collections will be so special, only a certain number will be produced. That means two things: your shirt will be top quality, and no one else in the club will be wearing it.
What’s your return policy?
If your product arrives in less-than-perfect condition, it is returnable. However, if you experience buyers’ remorse, you will not be able to return the product. That’s because 95% of our products are sold through a third-party company. We have to abide by THEIR return policy. [You can learn more about this, and read the rest of the fine print, in our Terms and Conditions.]
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. But those shipping prices might be higher. I believe our third party has set up shop in Europe which might significantly lower costs.
What methods of payment do you accept?
Everything except Bitcoin. All major credit cards and PayPal. We are not set up up for Venmo (yet).
Do you have a discount code?
Yes! Discount codes will routinely be made available in the newsletter.
How safe is my personal information?
Have a legit question that hasn’t been answered or want to have your petty question posted on this list? Contact Me!